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i'm a blardy arsehole

Thursday, July 13, 2006

6:15 PM

i am totally messed up.
ok first.
my imediate family members. and group people. gang. thing.

wyshky
weiting
yuanting
sheryl
huixian
kaili
yijing

weiting - me
yuanting - mother's lesbian stead
sheryl - yuanting's daughter iow my elder sis
huixian - mumma
kaili - manager aka fu zong [i have no idea how it started]
yijing - yiyi (aunty; i have no idea who's sis)

then
kelvin - son
sushan - daughter
lynette - daughter [i dunno who's older i think shan]
xinyee - grandaughter; shan's daughter [found in bin?]
yilin - grandaughter; shan's daughter [threw in corridor by me found by shan]
[i was just joking bout the origins of my granddaughters so... Xp]
benjamin [squirrel as i used to call him] - grandson [who hardly calls me ah ma!!!! =3=]

then
bros like ongrui, junbin, benjamin? i dunno. lotsa others.
and there were sis' but i forgot.
and the family line is just complicated so drop it.

then
xinyi - laopo

and branching off from there

winnie - xinyi's mum (iow my unofficial mumma in law)
wanshi - xinyi's sis (iow my unofficial sis in law)

but today yiyi told me that

wanshi = huang er
yiyi = e niang

so in other words, she's my aunty's daughter; my cousin
and if she's my cousin
i can't marry xinyi cause xinyi would be my cousin too.
but then again i'm just talking crap cause it's not possible for me and xinyi to fall in love so don't care about me cause i'm crazy [nw imagine me saying that all in one breath as i usually do. Xp]

anyways. i used to have many many more laopos which were just alot of crap that i used to talk about.

cause i just forced them into it and named them laopo1 laopo2 etc.
but i'm over that and totally focused on ONE laopo.
though the temptations are there.
i am LOYAL! =]

overall. i am crazy. a known secret.
=]
blardie blardie blardie =]

oh and congratulate ang mo kio sec for getting into the next round in 'it's showtime' =] they did really well but as i told my mum.
even though we're good. you have to see the rest to know where we stand. and if you watch the rest [one particularly] you'll see the reason why we are proud of our amksians.

is it me or do i sound like mdm tong?!?!?!?! fark

=]
oh and i just forgot the word that i used to say so often but who cares i'm going to go take a shower =]

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